“Money won’t make you happy”
Yeah, financial stability is just horrible
men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath
or when they write me a check for $100,000
My dad just told me that when he was my age he tripped on acid a lot and every time he tripped he found the meaning of life but by the time he was sober he had forgotten it. So, he told himself that the next time he tripped he would write it down. So he tripped again, and went and wrote it down and when he woke up he was so excited to see everything that he wrote so he went and opened the notebook and all it said was “orange juice”.
“Very, very friendly. Very attractive man in my opinion, I dunno. He’s so sexy I’ll just say that. (laughs) I can’t remember what I was just saying— I just got so swept up in James Franco.” - Seth Rogen on the David Letterman Show.